THE STORY OF OUR EVOLUTION

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Today is 26 December 2010… A tribute to the victims of the Killer Wave in 2004… But, may be that was our punishment for torturing our environment too much. The rapid changing environment has put a question mark upon our survival beyond a few centuries. Few life forms may evolve from us or other species during these centuries that look quite different from us having the various characteristic features, which will enable them to survive when we perish. And millions of years after we are no more, some book taught to students aged maybe eight would describe evolution of the man at that time. Let us have a look at a part of one such book translated into English (as the language then may not be very different from the Assembly Languages):-

Chapter 398:          EVOLUTION OF HOMO ELECTRONICA

So children, today we live in the 36^th millennium P.N.W. (Post Nuclear War). What has enabled us to thrive in today’s Earth is our efficient body design and proper programming in order to judiciously utilize our limited energy resources. We are calculated to have originated from the Homo sapiens that existed 500 million years ago. We have come about as a somewhat rapid evolution from them through four major species. Here in this chapter, we discuss the major features of Homo sapiens and discuss in a nutshell about the other connecting species…

HOMO SAPIENS:

Homo sapiens had a very tall morphology with members inhabiting various regions of the Earth differing in their body parameters depending upon climatic conditions prevailing at that place. (Children, remember that during the Pre- Nuclear Era, different regions of the world varied in temperature, humidity etc.) The average member weighed 2500 ounces!!! They were around 65 inches in height! Recent records show that they had invented methods of storing data and had preliminary ideas in programming. Their highest storage efficiency was around 0.02 GB per sq. micrometer. Life span was around 0.8 Century.

BODY DESIGN:

Homo sapiens had a body organized into a distinct head, trunk and four appendages with five digits each. The forelimbs were used for eating, holding tools, typing and other crude functions and hind limbs for running and roaming around. The body was made mainly of organic substances and inbuilt electronic gadgets in the body were few. There were two single lensed eyes.

SCIENTIFIC ADVANCEMENTS:

Homo sapiens knew the use of mobiles, pen drives, cameras and I-Pods. But, remember that these devices were very preliminary versions of the ones you read in your history books. Children used to go to places called ‘Schools’, where children of the same age used to be taught by other trained older members. Later, Homo sapiens probably realized that the major problem in this system was that of unequal data gain by different members and substituted it by a preliminary version of ‘e–Education’. This species had some unknown techniques called ‘Astrology’ to predict the future.

SOCIETY:

Homo sapiens had a well–defined society with members having the same genetic lineage living in the same establishment called ‘Home’. There were ‘Penal Codes’ for wrong doers though the decisions were taken by Homo sapiens. Most of the work was done by members of the species whereas machines were used only to maintain records because of the absence of H.L.I. (Human Like Intelligence) in the computers.

HOMO ADVANCIA:

Homo advancia lived around 260 million years ago. They were around 50 inches in height and weighed about 2200 pounds. They had three digits in each of the four limbs. Each of the two eyes had four lenses. Body was studded with a variety of electronic gadgets soon after birth. Life span was around 2 Centuries. They could store about 4 GB per square micrometer. ‘e – Education’ was more advanced as compared to Homo sapiens. Bonkinos and Fumatinos had been invented. They lived in Horitilons and knew the use of Trewdimoks.

HOMO SEMIELECTRONIKA:

Homo semielectronica lived around 40 million years ago. They were around 35 inches in height and weighed about 1600 pounds. They had three digits in each of the four forelimbs, two of which were used and one was small and rudimentary. Each eye had multiple lenses. Almost every part of the body was studded with back–up devices to work in case of failures of that part. Some of these parts had become a natural part of the body, while rest had to be fitted after birth. Hence, this species is called ‘Homo semielectronika’. Life span was more than 4 Centuries. They could store around 20 GB per square micrometer. They invented the Resdihits and popularized Mojiuhs.

HOMO ELECTRONIKA – A COMPARISON:

Let us compare the previous species with ourselves – the Homo electronika. We are around 20 inches in height and weigh about 800 pounds. We have two digits in each of our limbs. Our eyes have multiple lenses. Each part of our body has naturally fitted electronic gadgets–maybe in due course of evolution, our body learnt the way to manufacture them. Our life span is over 8 centuries–Note the increase factor of 2 with each advancing species. We can store around 60 GB per square micrometer. We have updated our older machines and have made a series of Harkiginixes and Jikimhighs. So, children we witnessed how we have evolved over a vast period of time.

In the next Chapter, we will read about the future species as we have calculated…

So dear friends, do you really feel such would be our future generations??? Frankly speaking, upto some extent, I do feel that way…